Anne says I'll never get married. I have no idea what she's talking about. I mean, I AM the most ridiculously good-looking, intelligent, witty, attractive person in the universe. Modest, too.
All joking aside, though, she's probably right. Her reasoning for this is the sheer amount of random crap I do all the time. Like our weekly trips to Blockbuster/Walmart. Anne always drives, and I do things like roll down the window and laugh hysterically as loud as I possible can in this crazy high-pitched voice whenever we drive by people. I've gotten some pretty crazy looks.
I also have this tendency to stare at people until they look at me and then give them a double thumbs-up. This includes but is not limited to friends, teachers, and complete strangers.
I'm also prone to randomly scream "SQUIRREL!" at any given moment.
The sad thing is, I'm not even the most random person I know. My friend Scott definitely wins that award. :)
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