Don't Take It Personally...

Emily's now threatening to kill me because of that last post. :D She tried to call me just now (this is only five minutes after I posted 'Leftys') and I didn't answer (because she's scaaaaary) and this was her voice-mail:

"I'm going to kill you. I know where you sleep, I can climb through your window. Be very afraid. I hate you."

Right now you're thinking, "Wow, and they call each other friends?"

Most of Emily's and Anne's and my relationship is based on insults. We have multiple names for Emily including 'adopted', 'cracker mack', and 'inferior lefty'. Anne and Emily make fun of me for the whole squirrel thing (see 'SQUIRREL!' and 'Sleeptalk'), and I regularly inform Anne that no one loves her, or that she has exactly 0 friends.

It's not cruel. It's not horrible. It's simply our way of showing affection.

Lulz.