WHY?!?!?!

Let's just get this out there: I moved to Kentucky because EKU has a great forensic science program, the campus is gorgeous, and they paid me a s***load of money to come here. Yay scholarships.

That said, I did NOT come here because of my love for country music. In fact, I HATE country music. It makes me want to hurt small fuzzy animals. It makes me want to pull out an Uzi and go postal on the cafeteria. It makes my head want to explode.

There's a jukebox in the cafeteria at Upper Powell, right? At lunch they were playing a whole bunch of songs I LOVE, like 'Time of Your Life' and 'Smoke on the Water' and some other good stuff. And then...

Country music. Lots of it.

Where is the Three Days' Grace? Or Breaking Benjamin? Or Halestorm, or Red, or Skillet, or Chevelle, or any of the other bands I actually ENJOY? Oh, yeah, back in Indy where I left them. I'm in Kentucky now, y'all. Carrie Underwood and Garth Brooks for all.

SHOOT ME.