How did I discover this? It's called CHE 115. General Placement Chemistry Lab.
Let's start with my lab partner. We'll call her... Agnes. Yeah, I like that.
First day of lab:
Agnes: Oh, I'm really good at chemistry, so if you have any questions just ask me.
Me: ...Um... sure. What year are you?
Agnes: Well... technically I'm still a first year.
Me: ...
Agnes: But this is my third year at EKU. My first year I partied too much. And second year I dropped out.
Me: (and she wanted me to ask HER if I had any questions?)
Agnes: What dorm are you in?
Me: Sullivan. The Honors dorm.
Agnes: ...Oh.
Then she proceeded to tell me that she didn't buy a lab notebook because she never used one in the past. And who took all the notes? Yours truly. Oh, and, by the way, could I please email her the lab report? Since I had the only copy of notes.
So I said, 'sure, what's your email address?'
And this week when we got to lab, she was like, 'you forgot to send me the lab report.'
Oh. Yeah. 'Forgot.' My bad.
Me: Did you buy a lab notebook?
Agnes: Um... not yet. But I will.
So I tore out a couple pages from mine and handed them to her. TAKE YOUR OWN DAMN NOTES. (No, I didn't say that. But I wanted to.)
And this week? She's writing her own lab report.
Sigh. Stupid people irritate me.

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