1) Update your blog that you haven't touched in months. Because, you know, all ten of your followers are hanging on your every last word. Who knows, maybe they even have a psychological addiction to your posts and were suffering extreme withdrawal from your lack of motivation. (Does that make you an enabler? Why am I writing in second person? Who even knows?)
2) Play the same level 20 times in Fire Emblem just to see if there's any possible way to win in less than four turns. Because there's no kill like overkill, and there's no overkill like SUPERMEGAWICKEDAWESOMEOVERKILL.
3) Invent words like SUPERMEGAWICKEDAWESOMEOVERKILL and laugh in your spellcheck's face as it futilely tries to stand against you.
4) Ponder the meaning of the word 'surreptitiously' and why you're the only one that seems to know what it means. Then again, maybe you should just stick to less-than-five-syllable-words. For your own sake.
5) Google the symptoms of caffeine withdrawal. (Incidentally, no, I don't believe I have it.)
6) Read the Facebook post that you and your friends spent two hours commenting on for a grand total of 272 comments (and counting!)
7) Ignore the fact that your clothes still haven't been put away and probably won't be at all - because the life of a college kid is grand indeed. (When my clothes are all wrinkly this week, hey, at least you know they're clean.)
8) Wonder how complicated it would be to sew (yes, you heard me say that) a pocket into the dress you're wearing because not having your phone on you is really frustrating. Not to mention - your friends and family are all irritated/confused/panicking because you haven't answered any texts in the past two hours.
9) Think about who decided that 'panicking' is spelled with a 'k'. Then realize it looks really silly without the k. Look! PANICING. Weeeeeeird.
10) Pull your hair out over being four episodes behind in The Walking Dead and rage at your friends for posting spoilers on Facebook. (I'm looking at YOU, Nolan. Who I never talk to anyway. In fact, I'm not sure I even know what you look like.)
11) Comb your Facebook friends list and eliminate people who you can't pick out of a crowd.
12) Realize the title of this post is still '8 Things' even though you have 12 right now. Resolve to not care.
13) Spend ten minutes frantically looking for your favorite ring before remembering that you already took it off and it's safely in its box.
14) Spend an additional ten minutes looking for your antibiotic eyedrops because your sty still hurts. Do your best to keep your head from exploding when you find it in your jewelry box, next to the ring you JUST SAW.
15) Try to convince yourself to clean your room. Fail.
16) Fight a losing battle with the foam pad slipping off your mattress.
17) Resolve to just pay the frickin' iTunes money to watch a few episodes of The Walking Dead. Spend the next hour practicing your poker face so your friends don't think you watched it without them.
18) Hope to God your friends aren't reading this blog.
19) Realize that it's been so long since you updated that they probably forgot it exists.
20) Congratulate yourself on finishing an entire musical! (P.S., I'm awesome.)
21) Send your Dungeon Master hateful texts for canceling Dungeons and Dragons tonight and becoming the cause of your boredom.
22) Google symptoms of insomnia.
23) Realize that was kinda stupid, as INSOMNIA is a symptom in and of itself. Uhduh.
24) Run out of things to add to your list.
25) Give up entirely. G'night everyone.
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