No Day But Today?

Today has been a very, very strange day.

This morning I woke up early (craziness, I know) to go down to the card office and get my meal plan fixed. Then I had some time to kill before class, so I went to Starbucks and got coffee. (Strange, because if you know me at all, you know that I don't like coffee. But this stuff was GOOD.) Then my health teacher let us out after five minutes of class because she couldn't get the projector to work. -giggles-

Now, all these things seem pretty good, and normal, until this next part.

At lunch, I was randomly hit in the face with a melon rind.

It wasn't even like I saw it coming, or that somebody had a very good reason to hit me with a melon rind. See, if I had been like, "The day THAT happens is the day I get hit in the face with a melon rind (because I would TOTALLY say that... um...)", then I could understand. But no. I was minding my own business, talking to Dave across the table, when WHACK, a melon rind hits me in the face. Turns out Emily was trying to hit Anne, and forgot my HEAD was in the way.

Then later, Emily, Aliena and I (not Anne, who is home for Valentine's Day weekend... apparently people like to hang out with their significant others around this time of year, not that I would know) were going to Emily's car for a Walmart/Blockbuster trip, and something hit me in the head. At first I was like, 'is it raining?' and then I realized that we had just walked under a tree full of birds.

Yeah. A bird pooped on my head. I am not even lying. I thought it only happened in movies, but apparently not.

I feel so violated. I was like, 'AAAAAHHHH!' and proceeded to have a freak-out right there in the parking lot. Needless to say, SHAMPOO. LOTS OF IT.

Theoretically, this day can't get any stranger. I say this, of course, fully expecting to be abducted by aliens or something equally random. Who knows? There are still three hours left in the day...