Yes, this is how life goes when you're with me. Joelle knows this. Now, since this is a "rant" blog, I will share a small rant of my own. You all know that guy that types using way too many letters? Yeah, I hate that guy. Becausee peoplee dontt uundersttandd thatt youu can typee by usingg justt oone letttter insteadd of fivee afterr everyy wordd. Yeah. Don't be that guy. Because it drives everyone bonkers, distracts people from the point you are trying to get across, and, let's face it, it makes you look flat out stupid.
Next rant. People who say "no offense". You know, it doesn't really mean anything just because you say "no offense". Example of something that will never happen. Ever.
"Hey, I freaking hate your guts. no, offense though."
"Oh, none taken, man. It's fine because you didn't mean to hurt me."
"Yes. I'm so glad you understand. Let's be friends."
...Really? I don't think so.
OH! Story time.
At this party we're at, Joelle took my seat at the table while I was getting a drink. Then, Kendall sat down in her seat. I come back, and am left standing. Yes, I am seatless. (I know. It's terrible. I am so mistreated. T-T) And so, in retaliation, I put an ice cube down her shirt. (Joelle hates cold things, fyi.) She freaked out, but didn't move. So, I got another ice cube and tried to put it down Kendall's shirt. He stood up and I think was able to get away. But, in return, I got his seat. So, I sat. Kendall was left seatless. (Sad, I know, but it had to be done. Maybe it's karma or something like that. I dont believe in karma, but whatever.) So, I was in Kendall's chair next to Joelle. She then informed me that I never did get my original chair back. I then picked up my water and poured it in her 7up. She kind of looked at it like "...so?" I just laughed and was like "HAHAHA! NOW IT IS WATERED DOWN!" (Which is great because I am Demyx and water is kind of my thing). She frowned and then had to dump out her 7up. I felt empowered. (Which never happens around Joelle because she is totally BA and I'm more... silly/wacky/easily-distracted/clumsy/a walking disaster.)
Oh, boy. I'm not sure what's happening now, but Joelle just screamed "I AM A LEGAL ADULT!" ...I'm scared. XD
They are playing Apples to Apples now. So it looks like my priorities just switched. Apples to Apples is now #1.
So, goodnight world. I'm out. Peace, love, and happiness. Keep rocking man :)
Oh, and happy new year. :)
As of right this second, this post has been edited for its shameless lack of capital letters and space between paragraphs.
ReplyDelete(Oh, and learn to spell, Waterboy.)